THIS IS AN ACTUAL TWEET BY SCOTT WALKER.
Wait, we can all mangle entirely irrelevant event mentions into pseudo-inspirational bullshit!
- Bobby Kennedy was shot on June 5, 1968. Let’s tax the wealthy and support worthy social programs!
- Pancho Villa was born on June 5, 1878. Revolución Wisconsin style!
- Dee Dee Ramone died on June 5, 2002. Let’s beat on the brat*!
I could not vote hard enough this morning.
* For locals, feel free to pronounce and interpret “brat” however you choose.