michaelzimmer

rainabloom:

daveholmes:

themattsmith:

apoplecticskeptic:

motherjones:

Dude.

This explains so much.

About Walker, I mean. Duh.

This is fantastic.

Stop the world, I want to punch it in the fucking mouth. 

Wait. It’d be wrong to ask for government help if there’s too much water, but if there’s not enough it’s okay?

WTF

WTF.

And I’ve seen a lot of crazy shit on Tumblr, but Crappy Taxidermy takes the cake.

davebloom:

motherjones:

THIS IS AN ACTUAL TWEET BY SCOTT WALKER.

Wait, we can all mangle entirely irrelevant event mentions into pseudo-inspirational bullshit! 

• Bobby Kennedy was shot on June 5, 1968. Let’s tax the wealthy and support worthy social programs!
• Pancho Villa was born on June 5, 1878. Revolución Wisconsin style!
• Dee Dee Ramone died on June 5, 2002. Let’s beat on the brat*!

I could not vote hard enough this morning.

* For locals, feel free to pronounce and interpret “brat” however you choose.

motherjones:

We learned something new today. Er.

(via)

USA! USA! USA!

thedailyfeed:

Remember when Edward Norton and Courtney Love were a thing?

Thanks to BuzzFeed for bring Forgotten Couples of the ’90s into our lives.

I don’t know how many of these are really “couples” or just “our publicists told us to go to something together,” but…still….Ashley Judd and Michael Bolton!

notemily:

panasonicyouth:

notourdeal:

OOOH LETS HIDE THE ICON MAYBE THEN YOU WILL ALL UNINSTALL IT

i swear to god, tumblr is like an immature playground bully. 

what the fuck, they actually did this? fuck you guys

notemily:

equalitopia:

100 Real Tweets from Homophobes Who Would Murder Their Gay Child

@Homophobes, a Twitter account that retweets homophobes to expose their ignorance, published a collection of 100 horrifying tweets where people said that they would murder their child if he or she was gay. These tweets were all posted within 24 hours.

From the Storify post:

On March 12, 2012, the hashtag #ToMyUnbornChild became a trending topic. People used this hashtag to “tweet to” their future child. Here are 100 real tweets from real people — all within 24 hours — saying they would murder their child if he or she was gay.

View the Tweets

I wonder how many of these people would call themselves “pro-life”

boneluge (via Gothamist)

W. T. F.

Google Shoot View (news coverage).

Image above is me shooting up the Googleplex. This is all kinds of fucked up.